'llama in a Coma' - THE ALPACAS

2006-01-16T11:24:13Z

opheliablue: As you know, llama_in_a_tutu can only speak in Morrissey lyrics. He wanted me to post this parody from parody_city (run by killer_llamas) because he finds it particularly amusing. He does not much like most of the killer_llamas himself and was quite impressed with the friendlyalpacas for this parody (or was it the killer_alpacas?) Same thing, really.

Anyway, he wanted to have it in his journal partly for pleasure and partly to annoy the rest of the LLamas because they laugh at him in his tutu. I hope he realizes that they will probably take a contract out on him now.

llama_in_a_tutu: - tHiS RoXxErS OMG!!!111 (that's how I talk really)

Girlfriend in a Coma

Girlfriend in a coma,
I know, I know - it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma,
I know, I know
- it's really serious.

There were times when I could
have murdered her
(But you know, I would hate
anything to happen to her)

No, I don't want to see her

Do you really think
she'll pull through ?
Do you really think
she'll pull through ?
Do...

Girlfriend in a coma,
I know, I know - it's serious.

My, my, my, my, my, my baby,
goodbye.

There were times when I could
have strangled her
(But you know, I would hate
anything to happen to her)

Would you please let me see her?

Do you really think
she'll pull through?
Do you really think
she'll pull through ?
Do...

Let me whisper my last
goodbyes.

I know - It's serious.

- The Smiths

llama in a Coma

llama in a coma,
We know, we know - it's hysterical.
llama in a coma,
We know, we know -
it's f*cking hysterical.

There were times when we tried
to murder him
(But you know we would hate
anything to happen to him)

No we don't want to see him.

Do you really think
he'll pull through?
Do you really think
He won't die?
Oh fuck...

llama in a coma,
We know, we know - it's hysterical.

Our, our, our, our, our, our enemy
GOOD RIDDANCE.

There were times when we tried
to strangle him
(But you know we would hate
anything to make him survive)

Would you please let us see him?

Do you really think
he'll survive?
Do you really think
he'll still live?
Oh fuck...

Let us switch off his
life support.

We hope - it's fatal.

- THE ALPACAS

Do you know my name? Don't say you don't, please say you do...

2005-10-19T08:38:22Z

I wear black on the outside
because black is how I feel on the inside...
...and if I seem strange
well, that's because I am.

Who comes sliding down the bannister? LLama in a tutu...

'llama in a Coma' - THE ALPACAS

Do you know my name? Don't say you don't, please say you do...